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What is Comcast?Its the new "C" word, meaning to Go Fuck Yourself Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that. Comcast - meme gifComcast - videoComcast - what is it?also known as worddowntime/word Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break. What does "Comcast" mean?1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you. 1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service Comcast - what does it mean?The fucking shittiest service known to man. Fuck this fucking cock ass nigger shit. They wont even connect. This thing wont even fucking connect. I've been trying to play League of Legends for 2 hours and my friends have already played two games and they won and they're gunna stop playing and imuna have to to go read a book or something. FUUUKKKKKKK. My Friends: dude that game last night was awesome. Comcast - meaningOne of the few companies today that manage to combine terrible cable services with equally dreadful internet connection, topped off with high prices and increasingly bad commercials that contradict all of the above. Person A: What kind of cable do you have? Comcast - definitionA piece of shit that won't let me play league of legends without using a 9 foot dildo to fuck me in the asshole. While i play i will disconnect 9 times and in between those times I will be anally fucked in the ass by comcast so deep to where the head of comcasts dick will come out my mouth. Comcast- FUCK YOU KID Comcast - slangA company that will steal your money, and live you homeless. Comcast bill "Your remaining balance is 200$" ComcastA company that spends all its money on advertising and thus has none left over for customer service. Hey, keep that frustrated customer on hold while we finish our latest 'Comcast Triple Play' ad. ComcastA supposed digital service provider employing a business plan from the stone age set up to do nothing other than rape it's customers. Instead of allowing consumers to choose their own content packages, they force 90% extra bullshit fluff added to the 10% of services you actually want for ridiculously outlandish prices. 1. I just got booted from Xbox Live! Again! Fucking asshat next door must be jerking off! ComcastIt began with the creation of the great cable providers. Many were given to the people of the US, but they were all of them deceived. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master cable provider, to control all others and into, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and and the worst fucking customer service imaginable, its name was Comcast. One by one respectable cable providers fell to the power of the Comcast. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Disgruntled customers and AT&T employees marched against the tyranny of Comcast and in the parking lot of Comcast's headquarters they fought for the right to choose a respectable cable service. Comcast must be destroyed before its evil consumes the world. |
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