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What is comcastic?fraud frawd noun Open Internet Coalition executive director Markham Erickson in a statement. "If Comcast doesn't change its behavior, the word 'Comcastic' is going to become a synonym for fraud." comcastic - meme gifcomcastic - videoComcastic - what is it?(adj) -Comcast blows, my damn internet is down again *punches modem* What does "comcastic" mean?Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination. Did you see that movie man? It really sucked! Comcastic - what does it mean?The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality. 1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic. Comcastic - meaningA trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast. Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast! Comcastic - definitionThe horrible inverse of fantastic. "I was on hold with Tech Support for half an hour when I finally got through. After explaining the problem my VOIP went out. COMcastic." Comcastic - slangIncapable of accomplishing simple tasks. My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected. ComcasticPaying for a service but not actually receiving it. EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again! Comcastican adjective describing an experience with a cable provider that is so terrible, no other adjective will suffice. The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic. ComcasticDescribes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive. I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic! |
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