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What is Comcastic?Exclamation. Used to express disdain, frustration, and general malaise with emphasis. 1. Comcast! I ran over my mailbox. Comcastic - meme gifComcastic - videoComcastic - what is it?A company that will steal your money, and live you homeless. Comcast bill "Your remaining balance is 200$" What does "Comcastic" mean?A company that spends all its money on advertising and thus has none left over for customer service. Hey, keep that frustrated customer on hold while we finish our latest 'Comcast Triple Play' ad. Comcastic - what does it mean?A supposed digital service provider employing a business plan from the stone age set up to do nothing other than rape it's customers. Instead of allowing consumers to choose their own content packages, they force 90% extra bullshit fluff added to the 10% of services you actually want for ridiculously outlandish prices. 1. I just got booted from Xbox Live! Again! Fucking asshat next door must be jerking off! Comcastic - meaningIt began with the creation of the great cable providers. Many were given to the people of the US, but they were all of them deceived. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master cable provider, to control all others and into, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and and the worst fucking customer service imaginable, its name was Comcast. One by one respectable cable providers fell to the power of the Comcast. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Disgruntled customers and AT&T employees marched against the tyranny of Comcast and in the parking lot of Comcast's headquarters they fought for the right to choose a respectable cable service. Comcast must be destroyed before its evil consumes the world. Comcastic - definitionAn overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed ) "How was the bonfire?" Comcastic - slangThe borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean... What a comcastic thing to do! ComcasticHow I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic". Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic? ComcasticAn adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises. We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again. ComcasticAdjective meaning really, really shitty. I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic. |
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