Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cold fuck?

1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm

1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...

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Cold fuck - what is it?

State of the weather when it is so cold that the only way left to warm oneself is to have sex

Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."

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What does "cold fuck" mean?

When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.

"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"

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Cold fuck - what does it mean?

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

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Cold fuck - meaning

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

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Cold fuck - definition

can be used as a noun, or interjection (ie WTCBF) and expresses intense anger or indignance at something that you are not happy about.

Jon: so the new iphone is 20000 dollars....
Rob: What the cold-blooded FUCK?

Annie: HAAA imagine getting a C on a test HAAAAA
Rosie: Shut up, you cold blooded fuck.

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Cold fuck - slang

adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.

Girl: "Would you like to go to the store with me?"

Boy: "Hell no, it's cold as fuck outside."

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Cold fuck

A way to dress up the exclamation "Fuck".

Ice cold fuck! I can't find my god damn keys.

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Cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

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Cold fuck

Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection.

One night stand sex

Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another




Scenario;

cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated

Female
"hey, what about me"?

Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck

"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!

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