Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cockshit?

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

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cockshit - video


Cockshit - what is it?

Basically anyone or anything that is painful to be around or hear, as much as shitting through the cock, the equivalent of having a child.

Get off the ROAD, COCKSHIT!

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What does "cockshit" mean?

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

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Cockshit - what does it mean?

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.

"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."

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Cockshit - meaning

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

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Cockshit - definition

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

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Cockshit - slang

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.

This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.

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Cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass

AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!

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Cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.

Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!

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Cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

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