What is cockamamie?

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

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Person 1: That is so cockamamie!
Person 2: Yeah... I know... They have no taste in FOOD!

Bond, James Bond, told a cockamamie story.

1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have sexual intercourse with the dead widow of Dwight D. Eisenhower.

1) Invading Iraq was a cockamamie idea.

2) I wanna cockamamie but the best I can do is get a handjob from Ladybird Johnson.

He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!