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What is Eisenhower?
Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun
Eisenhower Middle School is gay
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Eisenhower - what is it?
A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.
What does "Eisenhower" mean?
A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
Eisenhower - what does it mean?
When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.
Eisenhower - meaning
originating in the battlefields of gettysburg, a sexual position so mysterious, intense, and erotic that not even the creators know what it is
Brian: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.
Eisenhower - definition
The act of two old people doing it doggy style.
Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.
Eisenhower - slang
The perfect last name for a boy.
I miss Dwight D. Eisenhower, despite he was the President of the United States a long time ago!
Eisenhower
Easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind, commonly encountered.
Eisenhower saw the thing.
Eisenhower said this was sickening.
Eisenhower saw it in America.
Eisenhower
synonymous with like (due to the nickname of Dwight D. Eisenhower being Ike ). Hilarious when used with strangers.
"Hi, I'd Eisenhower a Whopper, large fries, and a Coke."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, I'd EI-SEN-HOW-ER a WHOPP-ER, LARGE FRIES, AND A COKE."
"....that'll be $6.53....."
Eisenhower
Short for the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago, also known as Interstate 290.
"Ahh shit, the Eisenhower is jammed AGAIN."