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What is clingons?
The clingon, or in select native tongues The Star Trek is a sexual intercourse move where you form the clingon symbol with your hand which means live long and prosper, you insert two fingers in the vagina and two in the anus, with the thumb left over too massage the clit.
This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner
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Clingons - what is it?
What does "clingons" mean?
When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.
Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon
Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon
Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon
Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
Clingons - what does it mean?
1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
Clingons - meaning
when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly
i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon
Clingons - definition
A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.
"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?
"oh ya the clingon, lol"
Clingons - slang
A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.
Clingons
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
Clingons
Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
Clingons
Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!