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What is cotton balls?
Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook.com which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).
The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"
Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"
Randy: "Trés lame"
cotton balls - video
Cotton balls - what is it?
“OMG Sarah I got some cotton balls last night.”
“OMG! Becky!”
What does "cotton balls" mean?
The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.
Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.
Cotton balls - what does it mean?
An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)
Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.
Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
Cotton balls - meaning
What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.
Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!
Cotton balls - definition
The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
Cotton balls - slang
When you feel soft and a little dorky.
girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.
girl 2: You sure are.
Cotton balls
something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.
Ya this is steve, and mark, and this here's cotton balls.
Cotton balls
When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking
"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."
"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."
"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
Cotton balls
The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".
"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."