Definder - what does the word mean?

What is christmas tree?

when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.

Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?

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christmas tree - video


Christmas tree - what is it?

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree

dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.

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What does "christmas tree" mean?

A double dose of extasy in one pill; very dangerous for your health, too.

I hella tripped out from that christmas tree yesterday

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Christmas tree - what does it mean?

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...

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Christmas tree - meaning

When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.

"We totally christmas tree'd that chick last night, eh?"

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Christmas tree - definition

A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.

Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."

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Christmas tree - slang

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.

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Christmas tree

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

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Christmas tree

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

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Christmas tree

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba

"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"

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