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What is chocolate banana?
a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.
Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.
chocolate banana - video
Chocolate banana - what is it?
the best drink ever at 12 midnight.
*blender sounds*
Richie.. what the..
*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh
chocolate banana milkshake.
*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"
me: because it says i have to.
What does "chocolate banana" mean?
To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.
Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?
Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?
Miranda: Sure
( 30 mins later )
Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!
Chocolate banana - what does it mean?
Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
Chocolate banana - meaning
When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"
Chocolate banana - definition
A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.
I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.
Chocolate banana - slang
When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.
Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.
Chocolate banana
When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.
I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.
Chocolate banana
When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.
After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding
Chocolate banana
When a male pulls his weiner out of his companion's ass and immediately makes her (or him) lick his poopy penis
After a long night of anal sex, Steve fed his chocolate banana to Amanda.