While more commonly known as a declicious burrito-like Mexican food, a "chimichanga" has been used as far back as 2002 in the New York City region as slang for a unit of time equivalent to approximately 8 minutes.

The specific unit of time a "chimichanga" designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. Most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence "approximately 8 minutes," but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.

Dude, did you SEE Gettysburg? That shit lasted like 30 chimichangas, man!

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Chimichangas - definition

1) The sound of one's cranium healing after suffering severe head trauma;

2) A deep-fried burrito popular in Southwestern US cuisine

Did someone say "chimichanga"? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing.

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Chimichangas - slang

A mexican delicasy, Only found everywhere in the unitedstates and in grocery stores

A gift from heaven.

Dude 1:Yo mayne we needa get us a chimichanga ese
Dude 2: Ell yeah man thats like a gift from 'eaven

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Chimichangas

wonderfully delightful little frozen burritos

will you put that chimichanga in the mic for me so i can enjoy its savory splendidness in a little less than a minute? thanks

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Chimichangas

A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.

Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."

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Chimichangas

An aesthetically pleasing pair of breasts.

Whoa, that woman's chimichangas are hard to miss!

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