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What is 8 minutes?
A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes
8 minutes - video
8 minutes - what is it?
An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.
I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!
What does "8 minutes" mean?
The longest unit of time possible known in the universe. When you say you're gonna cum in 8 minutes, your homie can already give up and go on about his life because you're never cumming. That's how long 8 minutes is. 8 minutes is a majestic unit of time in which not even the age the universe can compare. 8 minutes is as long a nigger's dick. 8 minutes is longer than infinity itself, it is bigger and girthier than infinity and a nigger's dick.
tuesday the 19th of february
nigger: Hey bro wanna game tonight?
fucboi: Sure bro I'll be there in 8 minutes.
the night of tuesday the 19th
nigger: You there bro?