Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cabbage?

To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)

I cabbed out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!

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Cabbage - what is it?

A person's head. Called a cabbage because of the size/shape resemblance to the vegetable. A hip hop term.

When I'm attacking wack MCs I put automatics in the back of they cabbage and blast the cortex into fragments.

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What does "cabbage" mean?

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.

Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"

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Cabbage - what does it mean?

A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.

Let's go confuse some cabbage!

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Cabbage - meaning

money, cash, dough, or dollars

yo dawg you got the cabbage?

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Cabbage - definition

someones head

ill split ya cabbage

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Cabbage - slang

A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.

The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.

Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!

Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!

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Cabbage

1. Buds of marijuana.

2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.

"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G

"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas

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Cabbage

Cash money Mo money

yo, you got any cabbage?

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Cabbage

Jersey slang for 'garbage'

Kyley-B: Ayy! Wasamater Kookie? Why you actin like a piece of cabbage??

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