What is chad?
The absolute douchiest name in existence.
That guy is such a Chad.
Chad - what is it?
an asshole. A thankless, over becoming individual from Florida who previously devolved in the marshes. Treats people like garbage and has the entitlement of the spawn of trump. He will sell you a membership, renege on its terms, yell at you for not buying enough of his “Chad juice” and also deride you when you dare offer an opinion on the said juice. He, Chad, the first of his name shall forever live in infamy.
Dude, don’t be a Chad
What does "chad" mean?
Chad is fooking lit bruv
Chad - what does it mean?
A Word/ Phrase that you use to offend someone without using profanity "Chad" replaces all put-down (Gay, Stupid, Lame, Retarded, etc.)
You can often use "chad" to tell your friend they are acting stupid in a nicer way then straight insulting them.
Someone who is chad is not very cool an acts weird.
Use chad to refer to someone as a lame ass.
It is fun to use the word around people that do not know the meaning. People often get confused.
Chad is very catchy an you can find yourself using it more than most cuss words.
Bob "Hey, dude look at my new kicks i got at walmart"
Jake "Those shoes are chad fool, look at my j's"
John "Haha, look at that guy with purple skinny jeans an a yellow jacket on"
Jeremy " wtf, that fool looks hella chad"
Have u wiped your chad?
Someone who is tremendously autistic.
Max: Hey Chad!
Chad: DuuhhDuh Duhhh DuuuDUdUu
Max: Oh shit, I mean Duuh Duhhh Du DuDU Duuuuuh
Chad: *Clapping hands ferociously*
In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.
Guy: Argh... my chad is so damn itchy!
Girl: Dude! too much info!
1. Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a tea bagging.
2. Large amount of Male ejaculation on the female face (Skeet)
3. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the area between your sac and your asshole.
4. Popular name, usually a Chad can be described as calm and cool. Most Chads know how to dress to impress and are considered sexy by women while being hated by jealous Haters.
For the alternate definitions most Chads are known as; Stretch Nuts , Splooge, Chode and other variations of the definitions.
Dude snap a pic while I lay the chad across this chicks face.
Bro last night I chad all over that chicks face
Guy 1. It’s so FN hot out!
Guy 2. I know I got the worse FN swamp chad ever.
1. Residue of faecal matter; usually situated between arse cheeks after incomplete wiping and can spread to balls.
The smell of chad emanates further and becomes more putrid the riper it gets; annoying all those in close proximity, while the chaded person is often oblivious to their wafting odour. Left unattended the chad will become skid marks.
2. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.
The etymology is uncertain as to which definition came first and it's likely the term bifurcated into both definitions after those with chad on their chad created the ambiguity.
i.e. One person telling another the smell of his chad was verging on offensive. Some of those overhearing the complaint went away assuming chad to mean the first definition above, while others assumed it was the second definition.
Differentiation between the two is determined by how chad is used in a sentence.
The girl's first sentence below is rather ambiguous, while it's obvious the guy is referring to his itchy chad (anatomy).
The guy's last sentence below uses both definitions to beautiful effect, respectively.
Both definitions spread like wildfire equally and preference of one definition over the other can be regional.
Globally, most places accept both definitions and the local translation of the English name Chad, all in lower case, is used in many instances. i.e. the term is tsjaad in Dutch, čad in Croatian, csád in Hungarian, etc.
Girl: Phew dude! I can smell your chad from here.
Guy: My chad is so damn itchy too!
Girl: Did you wipe properly?
Guy: Yeah, excuse me while I go wipe again. I've had 4 coffees, a fruit salad for lunch, a spicy dinner and after taking that dump an hour ago; I can now feel a smear of oily chad itching me between my arse cheeks; some must've oozed out onto my chad.
Girl: Dude! too much info!
The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!