Definder - what does the word mean?

What is celebs?

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

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Celebs - what is it?

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.

Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??

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What does "celebs" mean?

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

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Celebs - what does it mean?

Someone who you never heard of 5 years ago and who nobody younger will have heard of 5 years from now.

"I am so old, I can remember when Robin Hood was a celeb."

"When I grow up, I want to stop being a celeb."

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Celebs - meaning

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

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Celebs - definition

used to describe a state of NO SEX! or so says 16 year old boys who do no realise that the correct word is, in fact, celebate

I bet you i can stay celebant for 4 months! actually make that 3

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Celebs - slang

A widely known person.

He was a cricket celeb

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Celebs

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.

Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!

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Celebs

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

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Celebs

People with to much money that usually have a very good plastic surgent.

What can I do for you today Pamela Anderson. I need a size ZZ.

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