Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Celibate?

To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.

Joe was scared of hell, so he decided to remain celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.

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Celibate - what is it?

A celebration of celibacy.

"Yo bro, let's not feel bad about becoming born again virgins. Instead lets have a celibation!"

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What does "Celibate" mean?

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

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Celibate - what does it mean?

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

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Celibate - meaning

To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.

I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.

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Celibate - definition

1)One who does not have sex, could be for religious reasons
2)Sell a bit, and give some away. Ha ha ha...

1) Janey did not sleep with tommy becuase she wants to be celibate until marriage

2) A prostitute (or really anybody who has sexual intercourse) might say "yeah i'm Celibate.. Sell a bit and give some away!!"

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Celibate - slang

Contrary to what people believe, celibacy is not the act of not having sex, it is the act of refraining from MARRIAGE. Chastity is the act of refraining from sex. Priests take a vow of CHASTITY not CELIBACY

Wrong: Im not having sex anymore, im celibate.
Right: Im not having sex anymore, im chaste.

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Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.

Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.

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Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

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Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

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