Definder - what does the word mean?

What is celebate?

Someone who you never heard of 5 years ago and who nobody younger will have heard of 5 years from now.

"I am so old, I can remember when Robin Hood was a celeb."

"When I grow up, I want to stop being a celeb."

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Celebate - what is it?

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

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What does "celebate" mean?

used to describe a state of NO SEX! or so says 16 year old boys who do no realise that the correct word is, in fact, celebate

I bet you i can stay celebant for 4 months! actually make that 3

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Celebate - what does it mean?

A widely known person.

He was a cricket celeb

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Celebate - meaning

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

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Celebate - definition

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

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Celebate - slang

to masturbate in celebration.

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.

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Celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

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Celebate

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

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Celebate

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.

Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!

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