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What is candling?
A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it
candling - meme gif
candling - video
Candling - what is it?
1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...
Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!
Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.
What does "candling" mean?
1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc
1: “What a candle bruh!”
2: “Ohhh she a whole candleeeee🤤🤤😍”
Candling - what does it mean?
When you light a candle and poor the hot wax in her asshole. Then fuck it to break the hard wax.
My girl wanted me to candle her last night. We love candleing.
Candling - meaning
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.
Candling - definition
A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.
Candle is not welcome here.
Candling - slang
to light a cigarette on a candle when there is'nt a lighter available.
Guy1: hey man do you have a light?
guy2: nah man just candle it!
Candling
A device used for nun masturbation.
People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.
Candling
a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment
-dude did you hear about Shankara?
-no what happened?
-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!
-shit that's gross!!!!
Candling
to insert a candle stick up one's vagina, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one's finger.
Brian Kennedy wants to candle any thing that has a vagina this saturday night. Brian Kennedy was unsucessful while candling Jessica.