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What is pepsi?
The worst excuse for a soda on the face of the earth. Coca-cola, commonly known as coke, is much better.
Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.
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Pepsi - what is it?
Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.
Dude, why is this sugar water black?
What does "pepsi" mean?
A drink compared to Coca Cola but made and marketed towards hillbillies. This soda has a slight urine taste masked by sweetness.
Hey sissy, we ain't got no more two liters of Pepsi, we's gonna need to have another yard sale to pay for some more.
Pepsi - what does it mean?
Pepsi; the greatest sugary drink on the planet... next to coke;
used as antidote for defending zombies (as seen in the movie 28 days later)
pepsi is the only cure for you when bitten by a zombie, you can also drink it before you are infected with the zombie virus, the sugary substance seeps into you blood thus warding off all forms of zombies big and small!
scenario 1:
zombie: FEEL MY EVIL WRATH OF TERROR!
victim: TAKE THAT EVIL ZOMBIE! (throws a bottle of pepsi at zombie knocking it to the ground)
Scenario 2:
Zombie: "i will eat you!"
Victim: "you cant because i drank pepsi!... WHAT NOW!"
Pepsi - meaning
a crappy version of coke,
also it has a terrible after taste,
person 1:"can i have a coke"
person 2:"sorry, we only have pepsi.is that ok?"
person 1:"i dont know, is monopoly money okay?"
Pepsi - definition
Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)
*girl 1: hey that guy is hot
*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame
*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi
Pepsi - slang
Code word frequently used by high school students to mean cocaine. (Pepsi = coke = cocaine). Frequently used over telephone and instant messenger-type conversations.
"Yeah, Max is getting me more pepsi for the weekend...should I try to hook you up?"
Pepsi
an addictive drug, made by the colombian mafia in 1969
jeff: bruh im so hooked on pepsi
dave: who are you, its 2 AM, please leave my house
Pepsi
A cola company whos advertising as gradually subsided to not really promoting their own cola, but more towards demoting coca cola.
Pepsi Executive #1: How about this for a commercial! A rough looking man with a shotgun walks into a bar, and starts shooting everyone, but instead of bullets, they are cans of coke! It ends with "Coke, it'll kill you."
Pepsi Executive #2: I love it!
Pepsi
Mainly known for their winning* AbilaTWOW response "Fake your death, never leave, resort to murder if needed…"
*only won if you disregard the top 406 responses
pepsi owns the worlds 6th largest navy