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What is a cigarette?The most blessed item on earth (other than beer and sex). People who smoke pay more taxes therefore we are patriotic. Cigarettes are usually found with a filter. People who don't smoke should invest in a filter, bitches. God knows, I would never smoke without one. In today's modern society, smokers are a rare breed of people who could give two shits about health, yellow skin, and stinky clothes because we realize that cough medicine is good, it'll help you get better. Soap will make your skin a normal color, and for God's sake, if your clothes stink, then wash them. And ater all, your gonna die someday, and who the hell wants to be old with wrinkly balls and a penis that no longer works? I will most likley never quit smoking because... Johnny Non-smoker: "You know, smoking is bad for your health." a cigarette - videoA cigarette - what is it?Tobacco, rolled in a paper. Then smoked. Most of the time contains a filter. Cigarettes kill you. I love them. I love the way they smell, I love the way they taste, I love the way they feel. They will kill me and I am fine with that. If you don't love them, don't smoke and shut the fuck up. "Cigarettes are bad for you." What does "a cigarette" mean?how to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it yeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer. A cigarette - what does it mean?A cigarette is tobacco that is pre-wrapped. A single cigarette is called a loosie, while a box of cigarettes generally contain 18 cigarettes. Cigarettes contain nicotine, which is a stimulant, relaxant, and cognitive enhancer (although nicotine is generally addictive). The problem is that cigarettes also contain over 600 cancer causing chemicals which can be bad for you when smoked (burned and inhaled). An alternative is called a vape. Vaping is inhaling a vapor with nicotine and glycerin (vegetable glycerol) and propylene glycol. Vaping is at least 95% less dangerous than smoking and, unlike nicotine patches and gum, vape is actually way more effective at helping you quit smoking. The vaping flavors help too. Cigarettes used to be cool, but now vaping is cool. Smoking and vaping is for people 18 years of age or older in some places, 21 years of age or older in other places. It's the chemicals in cigarettes that cause lung cancer, not the nicotine. If you still want to smoke, go ahead, but consider switching to vaping. Josh: You should quit smoking Stan. Try vaping! A cigarette - meaningWoah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next week A cigarette - definition1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out. Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes! A cigarette - slangPart of the official Breakfast of Champions™ The other part is coffee A cigaretteThe amount of distance it takes to walk while smoking one cigarette. Fuck going into town, that's two cigarettes away and I only have one cigarette left. A cigarettedesigned by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly. "Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!! A cigaretteA Cigarette, a person (usually females) who have been past around // who are known around Man, i can't fuck w shortyy, she a cigarette, Tyler fucked her last night & Logan fucked her last weekend |
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