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What is calamari?Italian slang for "thats crazy!' Caalaamaaaree!!! calamari - meme gifcalamari - videoCalamari - what is it?Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men. Marcie is enjoying her calamaris. What does "calamari" mean?The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half. A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari). Calamari - what does it mean?The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language. Improper - Calamaris are yummy! Calamari - meaningA type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. Itβs VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called βMINECRAFTβ both of those Creatures are in the game. Itβs VERY cool if you find it. Thereβs some CALAMARI! Calamari - definitionThe left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised. "Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari." Calamari - slangSince calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom. She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri. CalamariAn inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus. Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari CalamariWhen one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole. I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari. Calamarisquid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy. Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari." |
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