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What is Motorcycle?
An attractive girl wearing her hair in pigtails, which you want to grab, use as handlebars, and ride her all night long
Gee, those pigtails on Sarah sure make me want to grab on and ride her like a motorcycle.
Motorcycle - meme gif
Motorcycle - video
Motorcycle - what is it?
A two wheeled hearse. The ultimate chick magnet...bound to get you laid. You will be considered a true outlaw by your friends if you ride one. Just don't get hurt!
Motorcycles are dangerous deathmobiles...but I still own one. It gets me laid everyday...gives me huge amounts of respect...and I spank Honda Civics on the streets and highway like no other.
What does "Motorcycle" mean?
An incredibly easy dance! Just lean back and pretend you are revving up a motorcycle. Invented and popularized by rapper Yung Joc, who can be seen doing the motorcycle in his video, "It's Goin' Down".
"I saw Tom Cruise doing the motorcycle on BET. It was really sad!"
Motorcycle - what does it mean?
A vehicle composed of basically an engine, a tank, and a pair of wheels. Often have excellent power-to-weight ratio and heaven sent fuel-consumption.
Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as "crotch rocket" by those who can't get their momma to buy them one, or can't get any).
Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, Ducati Monster).
Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sometimes used as a benchmark for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his mom's civic who thinks he's the shiet when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.
Bob sees a motorcycle cruising at traffic speed on the highway.
Bob : Look, a motorcycle. I will overtake him to show l33t I am.
Bob overtakes the motorcycle, on the wrong lane, at twice the speed limit, with blinkers off.
Bob : he didn't have a chance. haha. Oh, my dick is 4 inch longer now. w00t.
Motorcyclist who was cruising at 1/8 throttle : Sigh. Poor kid. I guess american education is to blame....
Motorcycle - meaning
A technique for giving blowjobs in which the giver twists their hand on the receiver's shaft as if they were revving up a motorcycle (as opposed to the standard up and down motion) while sucking.
The blowjob was just OK until she started using the motorcycle. It didn't take long after that.
Motorcycle - definition
Motorcycles are the best form of adrenaline rush because when you get off one you say, "wow i'm still alive!"
My motorcycle keeps my heart healthy.
Motorcycle - slang
A thrilling, energy-efficient mode of transportation that many people consider "too dangerous", mainly because these people drive a 3-ton SUV while texting.
SUV driver:OMG LOL grumpy cat is SOO HILAR-
*THUMP*
SUV driver: OMG what was that??
motorcyclist in rear view mirror>
SUV driver: Serves him right he shouldn't be driving a motorcycle they're sooo dangerous, LOL!!!!
Motorcycle
It's a mode of transportation that will luckily lead to your death, Also know as Death on Wheels. You'll be lucky to see your twentieth birthday, but good luck with that...
Bob ended up in two while riding home to see his wife and two kids, That's why you don't ride a motorcycle.
Motorcycle
A machine that is rode to make sure you die before natural causes hit you. Great thing to get the blood flowin...and other bodily fluids
Johnny: I got laid 3 times last night because of that motorcycle I swear.
Billy: Orly? Dennis died on his last year.
Johnny: Well atleast he died before a blood clot hit him.
Motorcycle
A really expensive roller coaster, that kills you when you try and put your hands in the air going down hills.
OH MAN MOTORCYCLES ARE AWESOME!!
*puts arms up the air*
WEEEEEEEE-
OH SH**