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What is Calamaris?Italian slang for "thats crazy!' Caalaamaaaree!!! Calamaris - meme gifCalamaris - videoCalamaris - what is it?The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half. A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari). What does "Calamaris" mean?The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language. Improper - Calamaris are yummy! Calamaris - what does it mean?Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom. She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri. Calamaris - meaningA type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. Itβs VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called βMINECRAFTβ both of those Creatures are in the game. Itβs VERY cool if you find it. Thereβs some CALAMARI! Calamaris - definitionAn inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus. Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari Calamaris - slangWhen one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole. I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari. Calamarissquid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy. Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari." CalamarisThe left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised. "Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari." CalamarisUsed as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men. Marcie is enjoying her calamaris. |
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