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What is buzzer beater?
When your jacking off and someone is about to come into the room, and you cum right before they enter the room.
It would’ve been awkward if I didnt pull off that buzzer beater at your house.
buzzer beater - video
Buzzer beater - what is it?
When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off
Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
What does "buzzer beater" mean?
Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.
Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.
Buzzer beater - what does it mean?
When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself
Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!
Buzzer beater - meaning
The act of having sex with a woman (usually girlfriend or FWB) the day before she gets her period.
Moses: "BJ week starts today my girls on her period."
Jim: "Did you at least get laid recently?"
Moses: "Hell yea had a sweet buzzer beater last night #KOBE"
Buzzer beater - definition
Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.
“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”
Buzzer beater - slang
The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.
Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.
Buzzer beater
After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!
rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)
Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo
Buzzer beater
The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.
I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!
Buzzer beater
The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.
Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out
Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.