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What is boris?
Careful, the cat has left a huge boris on the rug.
When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.
boris - meme gif
boris - video
Boris - what is it?
n.
1.) A little bag of dogshit dropped by an arrogant prick;
2.) A Conservative Party leader.
"FFS, some dog walker's just thrown their boris in a ditch."
What does "boris" mean?
Slang term for taking a dump. Can either be a Boris Yeltsin...in which case this poo was solid as a rock...or a Boris Becker...in which this poo was smooth like the tennis player.
Well, i gotta go take a Boris.
Yeltsin or Becker?
C'mon we just had tacos....you know which one!!
Boris - what does it mean?
i need to hang a 'boris'.
Boris - meaning
a word you can use for when you need to poo :)
person one: hey man, I'm just going to go and drop a Boris, call back later
Boris - definition
1: A name associated with Russia for some reason or another.
2: A name sometimes given to tarantulas. Probably comes from the song 'Boris the Spider'.
"Don't call that spider Hairy. His name is Boris".
"It is? Does he come to you when you call his name?"
Boris - slang
"To boris" means to fall asleep after a certain intake of alcohol or drugs that give the effect of tiredness, like for instance hash.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.
"Look at him, he did a boris".
"Oh, is he doing the boris again?"
Boris
poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc
I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
Boris
A kickass metal band from Japan alternating between drone, sludge, stoner rock, groove metal, and sometimes hardcore. They have a shitload of albums, splits, eps, and collaborations with other bands. Not a pussy band like popular j-rock.
Fuck j-rock! Boris kicks ass!
Boris
the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck
steve"let's go play with boris!"
kids" -.- "