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What is bob ross?
Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.
"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."
bob ross - video
Bob ross - what is it?
MOTHERFUCKING GOD. HE IS MY JESUS.
what is your religion ?
Me : BobRosstic
how ?
Me: Bob Ross is god
What does "bob ross" mean?
The recreation of Jesus.
Jesus that left us to the new world with disappointment in 1994.
Man, that Bob Ross looked like that one hella thicc boi, Jesus
Bob ross - what does it mean?
The greatest man ever to live. Never made a mistake only made happy accidents. Loved Happy Little Trees and Happy Little Clouds, son was just as good at painting as him but just did not have the soft voice that tickles all our buttholes, may he rest in power as the greatest human ever to live
Did you the the Bob Ross video? He is so amazing
Bob ross - meaning
A badass with a calm voice , a brush and his own show
boi :Oh dude wanna watch some bob ross ?
Dude: wish i could but i work 7-10
Boi: DAYUM
Bob ross - definition
Bob Ross: Let's paint a happy little tree.
Me: Okay.
Bob Ross: let's get more sap pthalo green and paint another tree because everyone needs a friend.
Me: **Holds Back Tears** Okay.
Bob ross - slang
1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro.
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
Bob ross
if you dont know who this is u must have been living under a rock
reeeeeeee bob ross
Bob ross
"wheres your bob ross?"
"gone."
Bob ross
Our lord and savior. We must praise him with all of our art and lives.
Someone: who's bob ross?
Me: our g o d