What is belter?

Used in Australia, particularly amongst military and emergency services circles, to describe a person who tries to, and at the same time actually believes that they, fit in with and are liked by the people around them, when in fact everyone thinks they are a pathetic loser, weirdo, tryhard, dumbcunt, fuckwit, or all of the above.

*Cop covers the interior of his car in random morale patches.
Belter cop's thoughts: "Everyone likes and respects me as a professional police officer."
Every other cops' thoughts: "What a fucking belter."

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Belter - what is it?

When somebody snorts an excessively large amount of powder during a sesh (often cocaine but can be any snortable drug)

Alright mi chavey, fancy a belter?

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What does "belter" mean?

derivative of the geordie word "belta" of the same meaning

That old Heworth Comprehensive saying "belta-buzz"

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Belter - what does it mean?

Sarcastic if thumb is put up

that was a belter of a goal (Y) (meaning it wasnt really)

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Belter - meaning

A wanker, a cocksucker, a cocksmoker, a deadshit

person a: Hey, what are you up to?
Person b: Playing the stockmarket, you can make lots of money, hey let me take you to a seminar!
person a: You Belter!Man up!

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Belter - definition

commonly used by bmxers in the hastings area, meaning good, ie if someone does something nuts or something good happens the word to describe it would be a belter