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What is barney?Brainwashing device for small children, torture device for everyone else. I would rather perform some painful act to myself than have to watch "Barney". barney - meme gifbarney - videoBarney - what is it?(weed) (bay area slang) purple weed my nigga u got any barney What does "barney" mean?A purple mutant dinosaur that tries to make kids dance and sing. Little kid: I am going to watch Barney. Come with me! Barney - what does it mean?Big, dark to purple penis. I gave her barney last night and she loved it. Barney - meaningA small-town, provincial putz of a policeman. The name represents "Barney Fife", the bumbling, inept deputy sherfiff from the "Andy Griffith Show." The typical small-town Barney is a doughnut-chomping fat bastard whose only purpose is to write as many speeding tickets and seat belt "safety" violations to out-of-town licence plated cars as humanly possible. This daily pattern continues until the barney has padded his resume sufficiently to move on to a real job far from the provincial putzville which was his first job for a couple of years. The outrageous pattern of excessive ticket-writing also works in the favor of the inbred, corrupt, fuck-headed town officials who reap an obscene profit from the fine largesse. This, in turn, self justifies the continuance of the salary for the Barney. This pattern is particularly effective in towns which are so ridiculously quiet and small that an actual "law enforcement officer" has no substantive reason to be on the public payroll. The next time you are pulled over in some backward Hooterville for driving 4 MPH over the posted limit, remember where your fine money is going. Damn, Frank was only going 27 in the 25 zone but the Barney pulled him over anyway! Barney - definitionIn Australia to have a "Barney" means to have a fight or arguement i had a barney with me best mate last night Barney - slangA poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water. BarneyA british term meaning trouble if the cops cach us smoking pot, we're going to be in barney BarneyIf you have (or know) kids, you know what I mean. This may not be a definition, but rather an advise and the thruth of Barney (IOW, it IS a definition. BarneyA man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around. Barney teaches children just how fun life can be. |
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