What is Baney?

A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty

That girl is acting like Chris Baney

Baney - meme gif

Bob: who the fuck ate my #1 with bacon?!?
Chris: haha that fag just pulled a Baney!!!

adjective- a word used for something that is of greatness or ridiculousness

LeBron James just had a baney dunk.
Your new 65" HDTV is baney.

Having absolutely no idea where you are at all times. Associated with people who stare at walls.

Brian is completely baneyed. He refuses to pick up his phone.

"Did you go to the party last night"
"Yea that shit was Baney"

When you get caught with a THC product by your parents, who then smoke it up with you shortly afterwards.

That baney is so chill. I wish I could grow up to be like him.

An extremely girly flinch. Someone who is so scared that you can't help but laugh at them.

If you fake throw a football at someone and they flinch so bad that they almost fall down, then they just Baney'd.