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What is LeBron James?
The King of the NBA, probably the greatest player anybody has ever seen in a VERY long time. Some people hate him, but it doesn’t matter, they be sucking and hopping on Stephenie Curry dick. They can suck my dick on soft. Fuck you Warrior bandwagons. LeBron James is the MOTHAFUCKIN GOAT
LeBron James is better than Stephenie Curry and is a Goat.
LeBron James - video
LeBron James - what is it?
A super talented professional basketball player who is, as of 2016, playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers. With persistence and hard work he helped the Cavs secure an NBA championship after a 52-year streak of sports failures for the city of Cleveland. He is an excellent athlete but everybody just hates on him because they are bandwagon haters. Seriously, virtually everybody in the NBA "flops" and "complains" once in a while. LeBron just gets all the criticism because he's a big guy and when he falls people just blame it on him exaggerating.
LeBron James will be another legend. He's not as good as Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant but he's still up there.
What does "LeBron James" mean?
LeBron James is one of the most overrated players in the NBA today! The poor bastards in Cleveland who have never had a winning sports team are so "Championship Challenged" that they over look the fact LeBron James wont even support his hometown sports teams!
LeBron James also thinks its "All About LeBron James" but yet consistently CHOKES when the pressure is on! ... if he was truly a great player, he would get the job done!
hey look! LeBron James choked in the big game AGAIN!
(Official Cleveland Motto) "Maybe Next Year"
LeBron James - what does it mean?
1. The most overrated nba player EVER.
2. Before even his first season, idiots were comparing him to Michael Jordan.
3. Lebron James couldn't make jump shot if his life depended on it. All he does is take VERY close shots, lay-ups, and dunks (which can explain his rather high FG%). Ranked #8 in turnovers-per-game, but nobody wants to mention that...
4. Dwayne Wade is 100x better than LeBron James, yet he isn't overrated (what's up with that?)
5. Only averages 25 ppg because the Cavs lack a TRUE second scorer (notice how he only averaged a pitiful 16 ppg when Ricky Davis was on the team)
6. Give him 4 more seasons, THEN we can compare him to the legend known as Michael Jordan. But really, LeBron James was being compared to Michael BEFORE HE EVEN ENTERED THE LEAGUE. That's both disrespectful to Michael and ignorant.
7. Wannabe MVP of the year... pfft, if that happens, I'll stop watching NBA. If anybody deserves to be MVP of the year, it's Steve Nash.
8. Had a baby out of wed-lock.. nobody likes to mention that. Watch people, a couple years from now, he'll either be a Penny Hardaway or a Kobe Bryant.
9. Often referred to as King James by his fanboys.
10. ESPN is full of gays who are obsessed with "King James". Leave it to ESPN and you'll be convinced that LeBron James will average 30 ppg, 15 rpg, 20 apg, 10 spg, and 10 bpg.
11. Comes up with excuses not to particpate in the Slam Dunk contest because he knows he'll be overhyped and when he'll be embarrassed when the other participants show him out with their amazing dunks.
Don't believe the hype.
We all know that LeBron James pays people millions of dollars to kiss his ass.
LeBron James - meaning
He is a toxic nba player. Some cunts think he is the goat. Sports shows are on his dick. They talk about him at least 2 times a day. He always chokes in clutch moments. He always needs help to win. Eg. Kyrie, wade and bosh. He loves firing head coaches and costing them their jobs. He plays no defence but that ok, his fans do it for him.
LeBron James is toxic.
LeBron James - definition
A 34 year-old American professional basketball player of the NBA. He spent 11 seasons with Cleveland Cavaliers, 4 seasons with the Miami Heat, and one season (so far) with the Los Angles Lakers. His accomplishments include four NBA Most Valuable Player Awards, three NBA Finals MVP Awards, and two Olympic gold medals. LeBron has appeared in fifteen NBA All-Star Games and been named NBA All-Star MVP three times. He won the 2008 NBA scoring title, is the all-time NBA playoffs scoring leader, and is fourth in all-time career points scored. He has been voted onto the All-NBA First Team twelve times and the All-Defensive First Team five times. He was born in the city of Akron, Ohio and raised by his mother. His father was not in their lives due to his extensive criminal record. He started playing organized basketball in the fifth grade, and would go to St. Vincent-St. Mary High School to continue playing basketball. After high school, he would be go straight into the NBA draft and be selected with the first overall pick by the Cleveland Cavaliers. During his NBA career he would average 27.2 points, 7.4 rebounds, 7.2 assists, and would play 1195 games having a 50.4 field goal percentage. He is considered as one of the best players in the league, as well as one of the greatest of all time.
Hey, who’s that man from Akron, Ohio?
That’s LeBron James, one of the greatest to ever play.
LeBron James - slang
Time to clean the slate on the LeBron James definition. A pathetic, ego driven traitor and the main villain of the NBA. His departure to the Heat was truly disgraceful to Cleveland. He decided to announce his move in a classless fashion which is a big fuck you, with no proper goodbye to Cleveland. He whines about not winning rings when in reality he wants to play with 2 of his butt buddies. His explanation for all of this was a lie.
Queen James' decision to sign with the Heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, Dwyane Fade and Christy Bosh were on the U.S. team in the Olympics. Turns out LeBron could have gotten a championship with the Cavs, he just decided to quit like a fucking bitch in the playoffs (2009 vs Magic; 2010 vs Celtics.). The 3 lovers decided to join forces today all because they were pulverizing countries who don't give a squirt of piss about basketball.
He didn't wake up the morning of his decision day and talk with his mother about it. Your mother would sure as hell not be okay with you blowing up half of a U.S. state to kingdom come including where you live just to get a small piece of plastic around your finger.
And thus his lack of backbone and machismo proves himself as not a knight but a knave, not a leader but a follower, not a winner but a loser! And not only that Cleveland and Akron hate him now but so do the other teams, realizing his free agency was a fucking rig. He's never going to be on par with Jordan and Kobe.
Miami fan: HAHAHA WE GOT LeBron James and Cleveland sucks!
Cleveland fan: Nooooo. Now that you got LeBron, Miami sucks. Oh and they just lost again. Throw another jersey on the fire.
LeBron James
the man who people say is the best player in the NBA a.k.a "the king", but when it comes down to it all he can't win in the playoffs/finals or make a shot late in the fourth quarter when his team needs it the most. Also the douche who left his home state team cleveland cavaliers because he couldn't win a ring and now the most hated man in cleveland.
Person1:Hey why didn't LeBron James go to college?
Person2:I don't know why?
Person1:Because he couldn't finish the finals!
LeBron James
1. See cocksucker
2. BBall Player who played for the Cleveland Cavs, but then totally bailed on us on a one hour special on ESPN, shitted on us and made sure it was smeared in our faces so we wouldn't forget that he's leaving to Miami, then had a mediocre season with them.
3. A person's whose career is more important than their family
2. In Cleveland, when they heard LeBron James made an hour appearance to say he was going to Miami, they threw their empty shots at the TV and burned the framed jersey from the bar, which the owner did not mind.
3. Jodi: Wow, Miami is soo lucky to have LeBron James
Rina: Yeah, but he ain't scoring big with his family. He left them back in Cleveland.
LeBron James
When your hairline recedes to the top of your head.
I'm beginning to LeBron James, time to get Bosley.