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What is bants?

A l33tified version of wordBanned/word; To be prohibited from entering a forum, a game server, an irc channel etc.

Bob posted porn on Gamespot forums and got bant

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Bants - what is it?

The present tense of banter

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"

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What does "bants" mean?

Shortened from Banter, meaning for something to be highly enjoyable.
Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.

"Jaysus, that session was great bant."

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Bants - what does it mean?

A shorter and more eclectic, all encompassing version of 'banter', which can be applied to almost any situation, meaning a period of recognised fun/good times.

-Lets go play some croquet for some top bants
-Oooh! Great bants!
-I'll give those bants about a 6 out of 7!
-This gossip makes for a lovely bit of bants!
-I'm so bored, can anyone think of some bants?
-Well those bants are crap
-Now that's the kind of bants I invest in!
-I'm suffering from bants withdrawal symptoms
-There's usually no bants involved in funerals, but we'll go anyway.
-Uh oh, bad bants!

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Bants - meaning

A school full of bitchez, fuggers, and everything in between.

"Dude, yesterday i saw bitchez, fuggers and everything in between."
"Shit son, you must have been at Banting. Fugger."
"Okay."
"See ya later."
"PAYCE."

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Bants - definition

Shortening of the word Banter derived from a joking or piss-taking conversation that "Bant"'s from one person to the other.

LoughboroughUni is famous for it's Bant and it's winning ways. Chin up Warwick.

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Bants - slang

Abbreviation of banter.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.

Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight!
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!

Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.

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Bants

Like pants but bants. Sorta pronounced like "bunts" These are pants but only refered to in a way so that they seem groovier when you talk about them. It removes the formality of the object to rename the term.

Why don't you take off those bants and see what they look like lying on the floor.

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Bants

he has a really big penis

hey bants has a big penis
yea i know
jazzalot loves it

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Bants

(trendier way to say 'banter')
- a good time
- fun
- cool
-great

- "The party last night was so bants!"
- "All this homework we're getting these days is not bants!"

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