Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Bants?

A low carb diet, named after William Banting. Formerly obese, he is known for being the first to popularize a weight loss diet based on limiting the intake of carbohydrates, especially those of a starchy or sugary nature.

Are you banting?
I'm a banter!
I'm on a banting diet!
Can all your banters please just eat banting friendly food, and leave the sugars and carbs for non-banters.

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Bants - what is it?

A l33tified version of wordBanned/word; To be prohibited from entering a forum, a game server, an irc channel etc.

Bob posted porn on Gamespot forums and got bant

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What does "Bants" mean?

The present tense of banter

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"

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Bants - what does it mean?

Shortened from Banter, meaning for something to be highly enjoyable.
Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.

"Jaysus, that session was great bant."

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Bants - meaning

A school full of bitchez, fuggers, and everything in between.

"Dude, yesterday i saw bitchez, fuggers and everything in between."
"Shit son, you must have been at Banting. Fugger."
"Okay."
"See ya later."
"PAYCE."

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Bants - definition

Shortening of the word Banter derived from a joking or piss-taking conversation that "Bant"'s from one person to the other.

LoughboroughUni is famous for it's Bant and it's winning ways. Chin up Warwick.

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Bants - slang

Bants is the name for comfortable leisure pants, sweat pants or pj bottoms.

I changed out of my jeans and into my bants as soon as I got home from work.

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Bants

When you don't want a serious relationship.

i.e Friends with benefits

Jim: Yo Bro Are you seriously going out with that girl
Jack: Nah bro just for bants

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Bants

A shorter and more eclectic, all encompassing version of 'banter', which can be applied to almost any situation, meaning a period of recognised fun/good times.

-Lets go play some croquet for some top bants
-Oooh! Great bants!
-I'll give those bants about a 6 out of 7!
-This gossip makes for a lovely bit of bants!
-I'm so bored, can anyone think of some bants?
-Well those bants are crap
-Now that's the kind of bants I invest in!
-I'm suffering from bants withdrawal symptoms
-There's usually no bants involved in funerals, but we'll go anyway.
-Uh oh, bad bants!

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Bants

Abbreviation of banter.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.

Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight!
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!

Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.

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