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What is baguettes?

a female version of douchebag

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!

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Baguettes - what is it?

Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.

I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.

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What does "baguettes" mean?

(1) A loaf of bread that's awesome. Often classified under the categories of french pastries, or baked goods.


(2) A super HxC prommie from the game Mabinogi.


(1)
Shannon: Damn, I'm hungry.
Kurukuru: Eat a baguette, faggit. <3


(2)
ex:
Noob #1: omgwtfbbq! it's the prommie baguette!!!!!

Baguette: Omgwtfbbq, hi random noob. :>

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Baguettes - what does it mean?

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diamonds dats shaped lyke lil tic-tacs dat makes erryting bling

if u wuz mah gul shawtay ahd lite ur wrist up wit baguettes

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Baguettes - meaning

A term used for French people. It's not used to describe any french-speaking person, only those that originate in France.

Person 1: Yo! Look at this guy, I wonder where he's from!

Person 2: Looks like a baguetter to me.

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Baguettes - definition

A long penis

I was with Nick last night and he gave me that baguette.

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Baguettes - slang

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

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Baguettes

french bread

Baguette in french is baguette.

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Baguettes

A baguette is a long French bread. It can also mean a penis in other languages like German.

Man: I will bring a baguette tonight!
Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?

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Baguettes

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

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