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What is Napoleon?A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon... Napoleon - meme gifNapoleon - videoNapoleon - what is it?A sex act in which a partner waits for the other to fall asleep, then recreates Napoleon's portrait where his hand is inside his jacket pocket by quickly jamming four fingers into the sleeping partner's vagina or anus. The offending partner then shouts "Avec non!" and withdraws. "He fell asleep right after, so I hit him with a Napoleon." What does "Napoleon" mean?The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience. Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging. Napoleon - what does it mean?Another term for cold, windy, rainy or snowy. Napoleon. ie nippy. Wear a coat it's Napoleon out. Napoleon - meaningA short person who fancies himself hot shit. Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon! Napoleon - definitionNapoleon almost conquered Europe and all he gets is a pastry. Napoleon - slang1. The act of coaxing a lover into giving you what appears to be a sweet kiss, and then forcing your tongue into their mouth. This chick was trying to give me the cold shoulder so I slipped her the O Leon when she kissed me goodnight. NapoleonScotch/Whisky (quality whisky at least) Donnez-moi un Napoleon s'il vous plait. NapoleonMilitary genius of Corsican origin, who unfortunately went on to lead France, of all places, to military glory- but after starting the first world war (1805, France vs. the world except america who went to war with the british over a matter unrelated to napoleon in 1812) was cast out of france, in defeat. returned in 1815 for the Hundred Days Campaign, ending in Waterloo, when he was once again cast out. this loss was not an allied victory, but a french loss, as they made more mistakes here than the rest of the war combined. Biggest mistake of his carrer was invading russia- 400,000 veteran soldiers sent to freeze to death and leave france unprotected. Thus is france today- Flat Coke- disgusting and worthless, but noce good and full of potential. Since Napoleon, France has been useless; when napoleon was exhiled, they traded their glorious flag of red white and blue, for just white. Vive la France! o, Napoleon's not there anymore? Long live America! Washington's dead too? DAMN! Britain? DAMN IT ALL!!! NapoleonNapoleon Bonaparte. The greatest military leader of all times. A hardworking, intelligent, charismatic, loved, feared, envied and never stopping, never sleeping, simple man who became emperor of France in the early 19th century. (Did you know Josephine, Napoleon 's first wife, was half black?) |
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