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What is Tsar?
The Russian version of the Jägerbomb. An energy drink (monster, etc) is emptied into a tumbler, a shot of Vodka is then dropped into the tumbler (from as high as possible to mirror the 50 Megaton beast dropped by the Ruskies). The heart attack inducing elixir is then downed. Enjoy.
Me and the bois are gonna go smash some Tsar Bomba's at the pub.
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Tsar - video
Tsar - what is it?
"Tsar Bomba; slang term, derived from Russian; "Supreme Bomb" In the 1950s the Soviet Union (Communist Russia) detonated the largest thermonuclear fusion explosion of that or any time, 50 megatons = 50 million tons of TNT (250 x Hiroshima/Nagasaki)
A maximum superlative, refers to a major feat, revelation or devastating point or refutation. That which cannot be equaled nor exceeded.
Basketball players chest bump, up by 30 points, after slam dunk, shout 'TSAR BOMBA!" or,
One friend says to another responding to a profound statement, "Tsar Bomba. Seriously"!
A beach beauty like Jessica Simpson walks by admiring males, who all stare and whisper, "Tsar Bomba".
What does "Tsar" mean?
When you want to make a fall on the grenade but the grenade turns out to be bigger than you expected!
Derived from the tsar bomba which was the most powerful nuclear bomb ever detonated.
Dude1: Dude! Last night I had to take one for the team and sacrifice myself by fucking the fat chick. But she was such a fatty that I thought I am not gonna survive this night!
Dude2: It's ok buddy. Somebody had to fall on the grenade.
Dude1: It was not just a grenade! It was a nuclear bomb!
Dude2: So it was a fall on the tsar i guess.
Dude1: Definitely.
Tsar - what does it mean?
A 53 megaton thermonuclear bomb let off by the Soviets in 1961. The most powerful weapon ever detonated by humanity, several thousand times as powerful as the Hiroshima bomb. Its mushroom cloud went 64km high, and the blast wave went around the earth a few times. It broke windows over 1000km away. For the brief period of the explosion it produced 1.4% of the power output of the sun. It annihilated everything within 30 miles, turning rock to ash etc., and smashed the living crap out of everything within 100 miles.
Person 1: They dropped the tsar bomb in Liverpool, but lucky for us we're in Manchester.
Person 2: My entire body is on fire.
Tsar - meaning
The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die
What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba
Tsar - definition
Used to give a nickname to a person named Ryan. Abbreviated as follows: The Super Amazing Ryan.
"Hey, here comes TSAR"
Tsar - slang
i saw a fat chick in a tube top and thong. TSAR!
Tsar
An abbreviation of the phrase "that shit ain't right."
Man, that girl with no teeth is TSAR.
He TSAR'd himself by kissing the girl with no teeth.
Tsar
The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.
Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!
Tsar
A hot guy who typically doesn't like to see people sad. A guy who makes everyone feel better and has really pretty eyes nice hair. The greatest lady killer that has always been rejected.
"Tsar just got rejected again!"
"Yeah, his hotness is too much"