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What is moisten?
Rather sexist English slang word for woman.
Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.
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Moisten - what is it?
When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.
"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."
What does "moisten" mean?
To turn in the ladies.
As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.
Moisten - what does it mean?
A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
Moisten - meaning
The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration
Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb
Moisten - definition
A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.
Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?
Moisten - slang
The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.
Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.
Moisten
1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.
2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.
I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.
I will moistenize you!
Moisten
Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.
Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
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Let's moisten the hummus!