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What is patchy?
A skewbald or piebald horse that spends considerably more time trying to embarrass it’s rider (often by throwing them off) than it does trying to clear a fence/complete a dressage test/follow any other instructions. Often ridden by a shit eventer.
The patchy twat threw me at the first fence in the cross country today
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patchy - video
Patchy - what is it?
'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'
Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat
What does "patchy" mean?
1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.
2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.
3. Generally a shite eventer.
Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”
Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”
Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
Patchy - what does it mean?
A name for a bi-sexual male who tries to hang out with straight guys and is typically defined as being an annoyance or burden. The patchy represents the patch between the butt and vagina, representing the unsureness of the Patchy's preference in a guy's (butthole) or girl's (pussie).
Dammit, that Nick kid is trying to come over. That fucking guy was caught blowing a dude in the bathroom. Why does that asshole think we want a gay hanging out with our group of guy friends? He's such a patchy.
Patchy - meaning
KSI’s beard now and forever
Wow, KSI got a patchy beard
Patchy - definition
The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.
Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!
Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!
Patchy - slang
The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.
Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE
Patchy
never shaves, but a full beard never grows in
Omar Abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.
hey patchy shut the fuck up.
Patchy
an apache helicopter awaiting to strike upon scso sheriff's for any reason he can find.
finna pull a patchy
Patchy
Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.
If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.
There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.
Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!