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What is aster?
Aster is girl who loves the world and the world loves her. She's your girl next-door and the girl you end up falling for. She's shy but sweet as can be. Aster is the type of girl that has big dreams and goals but doesn't hesitate to put those she loves before her. She's honest, faithful, and intelligent. Not to mention she is one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's lovely and the right person for everybody.
Did you see her walk by, she looks like an Aster.
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aster - video
Aster - what is it?
Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
What does "aster" mean?
A name, meaning: The sexiest person ever, the baddest bitch in all the land, an absolute power top who could fuck the shit out of anyone
Aster: "hey"
Me: *coughs* "that was really hot"
Aster - what does it mean?
Oppostite of disaster. When something goes right instead of wrong.
Miss Martian: "Superboy! Are you OK?"
Superboy: "Fine; feeling the aster..."
Aster - meaning
If like is the oppisite of dislike, then aster is the opposite of disaster. In extension, asterous is the opposite disasterous.
So basically: great, awesome, working well
Robin: Batman, your taking out the Joker was asterous.
Batman: Stop mangling the English language, kid.
Aster - definition
This is a diversion method used in public restrooms. While on the toilet seat one uses both feets to tap-dance like Fred Aster, which acts like a noise camouflage/diversion. google boy fresko fat
In shame at the john's, having some fresko fat's, I has to do an aster to cover the noise.
Aster - slang
the most amazing human being to ever exist, he is so perfect, the coolest and the kindest person you’ll ever meet, you can fall in love with him at first sight and it’s humanly impossible to hate or dislike aster
“Aster is so hot broo”
“fr”
Aster
Fred: My day sucks.
John: Really? I'm loving today, it's been aster.
Aster
Aster is the best person you will ever met in your entire life. They may be a little hard to get them to like you but when they do it's worth it. Aster is extremely loyal and is never afraid to defend you with everything they have. They are the type of person that no matter how much you're in the wrong they will always say you're in the right. if you met an aster never let them or you'll regret it
I love you aster
Aster
the opposite of a disaster in a feeling form
You receive free candy for a year, and you are feeling the aster.