Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ass kissing?

being nice to your sister (preferably one close to your age) in hope of hooking-up with one of her friends

joe-"why are you being so nice to your sister?"
bob-"oh, i am sister ass kissing"

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ass kissing - video


Ass kissing - what is it?

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

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What does "ass kissing" mean?

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

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Ass kissing - what does it mean?

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

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Ass kissing - meaning

An action where 2 people volunteer to have both their anal sphincters come in contact as if they are kissing.

P1: hey man how are you doing?
P2: Good man, what about you? what have you been up to?
P1: I'm good too man. I just ass-kissed Charlotte last night.
P2: Bro... That's your 10-year-old sister.

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Ass kissing - definition

when someone takes there bare ass and sits on the other persons cheek, making kissy noises. When they lift they're ass off the persons face they fart loudly.

Oh dude you smell like ass

yeah Bill Gates gave me an ass kiss last night

was it wet?

Yeah

NICEEEEEE

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Ass kissing - slang

The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.

If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

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Ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

β€œBruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

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Ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

β€œbrooo on god he keep ass kissing me for my nudies”

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Ass kissing

To suck up to someone.Also known as brown nosin.Or to actually kiss someones ass.

Holy Shit dude get ready for some serious ass kissing.

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