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What is ass flakes?

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.

“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison

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Ass flakes - what is it?

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."

Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

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What does "ass flakes" mean?

Generally used to describe a dirty redneck woman that has let herself go to hell. fat and saggy at a young age. soggy ass because she is squishy and grossly saggy, corn flake because she is pasty like a corn flake

yo! i got dis soggy ass corn flake on me! she wants me to be her babies daddy!

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Ass flakes - what does it mean?

A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.

Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.

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Ass flakes - meaning

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!

Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

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Ass flakes - definition

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

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Ass flakes - slang

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

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