|
|
What is ass bomb?
1. You knock someone to the ground, pull down your pants, sit on their face, and fart. Then yell something completely random, stupid, or funny.
2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
1. He pissed me off, so I dropped an atomic ass bomb on him and yelled HERE'S JOHNNY!
2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
ass bomb - video
Ass bomb - what is it?
A blue flower in the hills of Thailand that resembles the shape of a donkey and combusts when the temperature exceeds 100 degrees fahrenheit
I am going to give that girl a thai ass bomb for valentines day :)
What does "ass bomb" mean?
When you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones rectum (The deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their ass until the glass breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption
"Man gaby's Alaskan ass bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother fucker!"
"How was the puke?"
"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"
Ass bomb - what does it mean?
An aggressively nasty smelling shit that only a Cambodian can drop. Most likely the result of eating excessive amounts of spicy food or exotic curries. This ass bomb has the potential to kill small animals and children. Those with heart conditions, a weak stomach, and the elderly should avoid any restroom recently visited by a Cambodian. You will know when you encounter this type of ass bomb as your eyes will instantly begin to water and you may actually shit yourself as your stomach churns.
Don't go in that restroom! I just saw Sam come out of there and I think he dropped a Cambodian ass bomb. He said he "kept in real on that toilet's ass!"
Ass bomb - meaning
The act of taking a picture of an unsuspecting person with a bare ass extremely close to them. The picture is then sent to their mobile phone, letting them know they have been ass bombed. This is a form of photo bombing created by Michael Heasley.
"Let's start ass bombing people"
"Alright let's get Tom over there in the corner"
"Look, Kevin just found out he got ass bombed."
"I love ass bombing!"
Ass bomb - definition
The word Ass-Bomb comes from a long fraternity tradition. When your friend passes out, you pull your pants down, and sit your bare ass on his face.
"Hughes just laid a muddy Ass Bomb on John".
Ass bomb - slang
The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.
That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.
Ass bomb
A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
Ass bomb
A weapon in which one launches himself into the air with as much trajectory as humanly possible to bring his own body down upon his victim's back/shoulder region in a gravity-powered buttock blow.
Warning: some may die as a result of an ass bomb.
"Haha, Jake, you just received an ass bomb BITCH!"
Ass bomb
tampon alcohol asshole drinking games
The act of inserting a tampon soaked in liquor in one's asshole. Ass bombs usually burn or sting upon insertion, and they result in rapid intoxication.
I did a couple of ass bombs and was totally plastered last night.