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What is valentines day?
A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.
valentines day - video
Valentines day - what is it?
1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
What does "valentines day" mean?
February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.
I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.
Valentines day - what does it mean?
Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.
valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.
Valentines day - meaning
A stupid day on February 14th, that is totally commercialistic and has no value to those who are single. Love Sucks.
Fred and Jill were walking down the hall holding hands. All of a sudden someone kicks them and mutters "Love Sucks"
Valentines day - definition
A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.
Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.
Valentines day - slang
A day in witch people with a broken heart from a relationship ending with in a week befor it get drunk and pass out so they don't have to feel the pain.
I got my bottle
Valentines day
the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark
person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
Valentines day
The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
Valentines day
The reason why so many people are born in november
"When is your birthday?"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"