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What is Valentines day?
The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
Valentines day - video
Valentines day - what is it?
The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
What does "Valentines day" mean?
The reason why so many people are born in november
"When is your birthday?"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
Valentines day - what does it mean?
"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
Valentines day - meaning
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
Valentines day - definition
The reason so many people are born in November.
I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
Valentines day - slang
the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her
him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
Valentines day
Means Another day another slay just on valentines day
Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
Valentines day
Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.
cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
Valentines day
a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed
a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose