|
|
What is Jake?
The man with the biggest penis on the planet
Jake has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen
Jake - meme gif
Jake - video
Jake - what is it?
A very handsome, strong, horny dude. He carries a huge sword between them thick thighs of his.
“Bro you see that next to his legs” “ yeah that’s Jake didn’t you know”
What does "Jake" mean?
I have a big dick and an emotional support animal named Paul.
Source: My name is Jake
Me: My name is Jake and my dick is big.
Jake - what does it mean?
He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is your BEST guy friend, and everyone has a crush on him. He is super attractive and will tell you all his secrets if he trusts you enough even if your a girl. If you ever meet a Jake treat him well
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot
Jake - meaning
The most badass mother fucking badass ever to live men tend to spontaneously explode when they gaze apon him. Many say the big bang was god but no it was Jake and his clap. He is not a man buy a god so bow bitch.
You need some Jake in your life.
Jake - definition
JAKE! Use your stretchy power to wrap up that monster!
Jake - slang
A man from State Farm that sells you insurance.
It's Jake. Jake from State Farm.
Jake
Jake is the ultimate Curry maker. Respect level 100
Jake makes the best curry man!!!!
Jake
Your local drug dealer who could beat your homies in fortnite
Jake hooked us up with the good shit
Jake
A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.