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What is apnea?
When you snore while your awake
“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”
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Apnea - what is it?
Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.
Nancy continually wake's herself up due to chronic fart apnea.
What does "apnea" mean?
when you cum so hard you cannot breathe
can also cause a neck strain
dude did you kill her
no man she's having some fuck apnea
Apnea - what does it mean?
The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.
Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......
(Next Day)
Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.
Apnea - meaning
A condition where the airway collapses and patient stops breathing in their sleep, this can be caused by enlarged tonsils, adnoids, uvula and soft pallet. Often associated with snoring and excessive daytime sleepiness. Most common form of treatment for sleep apnea is CPAP (continous positive airway pressure) which forces air into the airway and keeps the airway from collapsing. This eliminates snoring and apnea.
I think i have sleep apnea.
why?
I constantly snore and wake up during the night, i stay tired during the day.
Apnea - definition
Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.
"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."
Apnea - slang
Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
Apnea
When your breathing goes batshit insane when you sleep, causing you to wake up multiple times. Sometimes the patient stops breathing for extended periods of time, which can be fairly dangerous, seeing as you kinda need air.
Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzkjshfjkafasr I'M AWAKE OH GOD! Sleep apnea sucks.
Apnea
(n): A condition that plagues the majority of people who have to work for a living. Symptoms include: staring profusely at nothing, forgetting to breathe, slow responding vision, and complete lethargy. Cures for this condition include: Vacation, Holidays, Fake Sick Days, Closing time, Weekends, and Jack Daniels. This condition is highly contagious and is usually spread during lunch meetings.
"Why is Holly sitting there drooling on herself?" "I think she caught the Work Apnea last night!"
Apnea
A talented model and suicide girl from suicidegirls.com; makeup artist; from Texas.
Apnea is my favorite model.