What is ant man?

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it

The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.

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ant man - video

Ant man - what is it?

The practice of one, entering another's asshole without consent and stretching out to occupy the most space. The sole purpose being to damage one as much as possible.

Thor: Yo team I totally ant-manned this Asguardian hoe last night.

Tony: Wtf is Ant-manning...?

Ant-man: When you jump in someone's ass and EXPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND

Tony: .....

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What does "ant man" mean?

A new sex move where the man puts the penis in soft and lets it grow once inside.

“Oh yes daddy Ant-Man me”

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Ant man - what does it mean?

someone who shop lifts 10x his body weight in meat, booze an sweets

bob: ok lets see what everyone got i only got these burgers

paul: i got some rolls an sweets

gary: haha is that all ive got sweets, vodka, gamon, bacon, burgers, sausages and some ketchup

bob: bloody hell gary your a proper ant man we can have a phat cook up now..

tom: do ya know were i can get some cheap meat?

bob: you need to see gary he's a bloody ant man when it comes to cheap goods

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