Definder - what does the word mean?

What is altar?

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.

Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.

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Altar - what is it?

The best off-broadway show there is. It is about a religious boy band group of five guys from a small town in Ohio. It makes fun of boy bands and religion without offending anyone.

"Who's your favorite altar boy?"
"Hmm... Luke. He's hott! I love Altar Boyz!"

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What does "altar" mean?

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female

He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex

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Altar - what does it mean?

A young male of which is extremely religious but is at the same time, homosexual and enjoys the company of older men

Yo Matt don't you think that kid Jim is a bit of an altar boy?

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Altar - meaning

The specific deity or religious persona one wishes to identify with for reasons of spiritual growth. So called, because an image of such is often displayed prominently upon one's own personal altar.

Being of a compassionate nature, the young woman felt a great affinity for White Tara and so displayed a beautiful image of her altar ego prominently in her shrine room.

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Altar - definition

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.

"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"

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Altar - slang

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.

"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"

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Altar

Altar is a great trash-metal band band from Romania. It is one of the few rock bands that survived over the years. Nowadays it's popularity is growing with the realease of they're new album. The singer's side project included a Christian metal band, Shekinah.
The band is kickass.
They put on a hardass show, once you've seen an Altar concert you get hooked.

protest... cu asta ma culc, cu asta ma trezesc, pentru asta m-am nascut, pentru asta traiesc... \../ (Altar - Protest)

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Altar

A Panda Warrior which slays unholy beasts

Altar the Panda Warrior slayed the beast with his blade of destiny

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Altar

A table on which sacrifices are made for religious purposes found at shrines temples and many other places of worship

Hey, have you decorated the altar?

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