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What is Yoga Pants?
Quite possibly the best invention ever.
Yoga pants make women even hotter.
Yoga Pants - video
Yoga Pants - what is it?
a push-up bra but for your butt
Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"
What does "Yoga Pants" mean?
Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.
My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"
Yoga Pants - what does it mean?
My girlfriend wore yoga pants today. I was excessively attracted to her and constantly wanted to touch her.
Yoga Pants - meaning
What god created on the 8th day.
"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"
Yoga Pants - definition
n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.
Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.
Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today
Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?
Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.
Yoga Pants - slang
greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,ass becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.
guy:holy shit look at that ass!
guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing.
Yoga Pants
sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed
BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*
BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*
Yoga Pants
That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.
claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga
Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
Yoga Pants
Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".