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What is lululemon?
A MILF that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga. Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives a land rover to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
Sarah is such a lululemon mom! I always see her going from manicure appointment to pilates to PTA meeting to brunch with the girls!
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Lululemon - what is it?
A self entitled bitch who doesn’t necessarily have the dreadful short “bob” haircut, but is very critical of herself by being obsessed w/fitness (Yoga, Pilates, running, pole/aerial fitness & any other blazing hot trendy exercise), hence the Lulu stretchy pants, but not all LK’s workout. They desire the look of as if they spent $70-$100 on the label, looking hot appreciating themselves & making all her peers/strangers jealous. Hence, phony Lululemon Karen.
The authentic Lululemon Karen has the means, influence, educated, condescending & ready to fly off the handle & go ape shit on anyone she views is in her way & goes off on people she encounters for unbelievably petty crap for no good reason. She drives like an asshole speeding & cutting off others, honking, shouting profanities, using middle finger or waving arms. She only drives SUVs & luxury vehicles.
You’ll usually see them in Beverly Hills, West LA, Santa Monica, Southbay especially Manhattan Beach, El Segundo (Lmao- young women & mostly old crows w/ overly done plastic surgery forget they live in old toxicity..The gas plant & Hazardous Waste plant make up city); pretty much all of South Bay Area, Most of the elite Orange County cities & the better areas of Rancho Cucamonga/Fontana. Murrieta, Canyon Lake & parts of Corona & only desirable areas of Riverside (yes parts have moved on up)
The worst ones are the bimbo bots that run over people at the Strand/boardwalk of Manhattan Beach, Hermosa & Redondo Beach walkpaths.
“Watch out for Lululemon Karen, she’s in her Lexus SUV, wreaking havoc on anything in her path
“Lookout for Lululemon Karen, she mows down” everyone walking/jogging on the Manhattan beach strand”
I hate shopping at the Beverly Connection shopping ctr, why aren’t the Lululemon Karen’s at their mothership- the Grove, Santa Monica place or Promenade?
What does "lululemon" mean?
A brand no man should ever wear... EVER
Dan wore a lululemon shirt to the gym that had thumb holes in the sleeves... No, just, NO.
Lululemon - what does it mean?
A stupid, overrated, and highly expensive clothing store most teenaged girls, even little girls and mid-aged women wear. Most of the clothing isn't even nice, and tons of young girls beg their parents to buy them a "lulu" sweater just to be cool and the same as everyone else.
Daughter "Can I please get a lululemon sweater! I want to be just like my friends!"
Mom "Of course you can, because being like everyone else is really cool!"
Lululemon - meaning
a trendy expensive and, athletic store that sells headband, scrunchies, leggings and more!
Girl 1: Omg, do you wanna go to Lululemon!?
Girl 2: I can't I only have seven dollars left..!
Lululemon - definition
The process in which you are addicted to buying Lululemon products. You are in love with that OMEGA shaped logo.
You own 5 pairs of Lululemon pants, all the colors of headbands, 3 shirts, 4 hoodies. You make me sick! You are lululemonated!
Lululemon - slang
A brand that has traditionally been feminine and known for their very attractive and comfortable leggings that is now producing very high quality athletic wear for men and women. Undeniably the home of the best leggings, lululemon is now trying to expand to the male audience. Lululemon has the best looking and comfiest clothes for working out that also help you feel supportive. However, men may need to put their masculinity aside before understanding the true value and quality of lululemon clothing.
Oh she’s wearing lululemon, I wish I was her right now.
Lululemon
Skin tight workout clothes that women wear, no matter what shape or size. For some reason most woman think the pants are flattering. Unfortunately should only be worn by those with no body fat, because these pants are known to show every tiny bit of cellulite on a womans butt and legs.
"That poor slightly over weight woman, she really shouldn't be wearing lululemon"
Lululemon
a popular yoga and exercise brand of clothing. mostly for yoga and dance and running, but also just worn for fashion. extremely comfy and modified fabrics are used, like LUON for wicking properties and staying dry.
she's wearing those lululemon pants just like evryone else is!
Lululemon
Vancouver-based maker of the tightest pants on the face of the planet. Possibly has something to do with yoga. Definitely has something to do with horribly attractive girls with nice asses. These pants will ruin your concentration. The logo at the back is hypnotic.
I went to the gym yesterday, and it was full of hot girls in lululemon pants.